Alisse Lee Goldenberg
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This past week...

12/30/2013

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So, I don't know how many of you outside of Toronto heard about what went on last week, but we had a doozy of an ice storm. Trees came down, power was out across the city, and some people are still without it! Brian and I were lucky and only lost our power for a day, but after that, every time the lights would go out, and the power would die, we cringed until it came back.  I can not believe that there are areas in the city where they still haven't gotten it back yet, and that they probably won't have it in time for New Years.

Other than that excitement, things have been relatively calm. However I need to vent about something. I am tired of people asking me ridiculous questions, and making odd statements when they see me out in public with my kids. I am not talking about people I know, who I have run into after a while and are genuinely interested in how I'm doing. I'm talking about total strangers. I have thus compiled a list of the most egregious ones:

1. Are they triplets? Oh my god! Why would you do that?!?

Come on! Do you really think I did this on purpose? Do you not realize how rude you're being to a total stranger and her kids? They're getting to the age where they understand what you say to them. Also, I'm not Octomom. I had triplets. I am very happy with my kids. I love them dearly, but it was not my choice to have three at once.

2. So they're two boys and one girl. Are they identical?

Let's think about this one for a minute. Yup. They're identical. Okay. Hailey is EXACTLY the same as her BROTHERS. Also, Phillip's brown eyes are exactly the same as his siblings' blue eyes. Moron.

3. But you're so calm!

Should I be in a continual state of stress? Because that would be fantastic while raising my kids. How should I be behaving? Should I look more like your view of a mother of multiples and run around with my hair in a mess, wearing nothing but stained sweats, no makeup, and mismatched socks? (Although, my socks often don't match, but that's more the dog's fault as opposed to my kids!)

4. I couldn't be you.

Again, weird stranger I just met at the mall. You're right. You can't be me. I'm me and that's the end of it. For some reason this statement always leaves me feeling odd. What exactly are you saying? I feel like you're making me out to be some weird martyr of some kind. I don't get it.

5. She brought this on herself.

This was said while one of my kids was having a tantrum over stickers. I was dealing with him while the other two wanted to walk off and look at toys. This jerk must've thought I was deaf. Again, this hearkens back to statement number one. Like I chose to have triplets. Look lady, my kids are two. Two year olds have tantrums. Loudly. In public. Over stupid things. You either don't have kids, or your children are androids if this has never happened to you. Mine just occasionally happen in triplicate.

6. You're selfish.

For having triplets? Oy. I seriously wanted to slap the person who said this. What kind of person says this to a person they just met.


Basically, I may need to stop being friendly in public. Enforce the "Stranger Danger" rule strictly, and tell Joseph to stop smiling and saying "Hi" to people he passes. Maybe then I won't be sucked into these awkwardly horrid conversations.

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Happy Holidays!

12/19/2013

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Well, Chanukah is over, and the family had an amazing time seeing relatives, getting presents, giving presents, making latkes. I may hate the cold, but I certainly do love this time of year. It's full of so many wonderful excuses to get together, and to see people you may not have seen in quite some time. I know that Brian and I are going to certainly take every opportunity to do just that.


The kids absolutely loved the holiday, and Joseph has taken to hiding dreidels in his bed. He wants to pretend that Chanukah is still happening. He got upset with me when I tried to take down the decorations. He loved watching everyone light the candles (as he tried to blow them out), and he learned several songs at preschool that he, Phillip, and Hailey sang from the moment they woke up in the morning, until they fell asleep at night. I hope they embrace every holiday with the same vigour.


On the writing front, I am making slow and steady progress on the sequel to Sitnalta. I know exactly where the story is going, and in what direction I want to take each and every character, and that's a hugely important step for me. My broken computer monitor (aka my story board) is littered with post-its telling me exactly where I need to go. It's just a matter of plunking the words out on my lap top.


In other news, I will be having another online party for Sitnalta on January 15, 2014 between the hours of 2-4 Toronto time on Facebook. I will be pasting the link as soon as I have it, and if you could all show up and join in the fun and games, that would be awesome! Also happening in January, I will have an official trailer posted online for The Strings of the Violin, and I can't wait to see how it turns out! I am also deep into the first round of edits for the tentatively titled The Dybbuk's Revenge which I finished last month.


Since the holidays are here, how about giving a book (or two) to your loved ones?

The Strings of the Violin

Bath Salts

Sitnalta

And remember, a review feeds an author's soul! :)



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News and More Projects

12/8/2013

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Well, it's finally here! Sitnalta can now be purchased as a paperback novel! I can't wait to be able to actually hold it in my hands. In other news, I am finally embarking on a writing project with my baby brother Brian. It's taken 22 years for us to finally get our acts together and work on something from the ground up. Usually I'm in the shows he directs and he attempts to tell me what to do. A partnership is an entirely different beast altogether. Hopefully we don't kill each other before we're done. What are we working on? (you may ask.) Well, I don't want to give too much away too soon. However, I will tell you that this project combines everything we're passionate about: Music, performance, writing, and kids. So, in other words... Another zombie novel. (Just kidding. Or am I...)

Speaking of zombie novels, Severed Press has relaunched Bath Salts! We've got ourselves a whole new cover, and she is beautiful! Check it out!
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Love it! 

On a completely unrelated note, my attempts to build my army of geeks is working! I recently took Phillip to the doctor's office, and he insisted that his doctor was THE Doctor. And when I asked if he was going to see the doctor, he'd respond with a vaguely British sounding comment of "Dr. Who?" I melted a little inside. Success!

And now to business:

You can buy your brand new paperback copy of Sitnalta here.
Bath Salts is available here.
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